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Monday, November 13, 2017

The Big Bad Pirate Pig


“I am the pirate pig.


I have a pirate hat.


I have a pirate spy-glass.


And I have gold!”





Oh no! The pirate pig has the gold!


The pirate pig is big.


The pirate pig is bad.


How can we get the gold?




The pirate pig has a sword.


It is a big sword.


How can we get a sword?





Pirate dad has a sword!


It is a big sword!


We got a sword!




The old pirate has a sword!


It is a big sword!


We got two swords!




“Oh no!”


The pirate pig can fight!


Can we win?


Can we get the gold?




Pirate pig and pirate dad fight!


Oh no! Who can win?


Can pirate dad win?


Or can pirate pig win?




Oh no! Pirate pig won!


Now pirate pig and the old pirate fight.


Who can win? Can the old pirate win?


Or can pirate pig win?




Oh no!


Pirate pig won!


How can we get the gold?

Tom has a sword!


Yay Tom!


Can Tom win?


Can Tom get the gold?









Pirate pig and pirate Tom fight!


Oh no! Who can win?


Can Tom win?


Can Tom get the gold?








Tom won! Yay Tom!


Tom got the gold!




The end.



All images curtesy of My Cute Graphics

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

On the Phone

1,105 words - teen fiction




"Hello?"
"Yes, hello? Is this Brandon? Brandon Sullivan?"
"May I ask who's calling?"
"This is Miranda. From the used book shop? You were in here just earlier today."
"Oh. Yes. Hello."
"Hi! we have a book here that I think you left… When you were checking out?"
"I don't think I left anything. What book is it?"
"Um... It's black. I think it's a journal?"
"Yeah, I don’t have a journal. It must have been from someone else.”
“You sure? I could have sworn it showed up on the counter right after you left!”
“Yeah, I’m sure. Thank you for calling though."
"Of course! I was happy to call!"
"Have a good day."
"Wait!"
"..."
"Um. I just… I wanted to thank you for coming into the book shop! We don't get a lot of customers and... I mean, we get enough! You don't have to feel sorry for us or anything! It's just, I appreciate you coming in. I mean, the book shop appreciates it! We appreciate your business."
"Thank you."
"..."
"Anything else?"
"Um... Yes."
"..."
"I just… Well… I saw you bought an illustrated copy of Hamlet! Do you read Shakespeare much?"
"No. It's for a friend."
"A friend?"
"Yeah. It's a birthday present."
"Oh, that’s nice of you!"
"..."
"When's his birthday?"
"Her birthday today. She’s having a party this weekend. She's studying literature so I thought she would like it. You’re probably a book person too. Do you think Shakespeare is a good present?"
"Yes, of course! Shakespeare is always a good present!"
"That's good. I hope she likes it."
"I'm sure she will!"
"Well, thank you for calling."
"Of course! Anytime! You have the book store's phone number, right?"
"Let me see..."
"It's on your receipt next to my name. You can call whenever you want!”
"Okay. That's good to know."
“It gets kind of slow here, so if you ever want to talk or anything…"
“…”
"So, what books do you like to read?”
"Honestly, I'm not much of a reader myself."
"Oh?"
"No. I mean, I've been trying to read more lately, since Stephanie is studying literature and all."
"Stephanie?"
"My friend. The one with the birthday party coming up."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"So... Are you… I mean, is she just a friend? Or, like, your girlfriend?"
"Funny you should ask! I'm actually going to ask her to be my girlfriend tonight, after the party."
"Tonight?"
"Yeah. You sure this book is a good present?"
"Um… Sure."
"Okay. I really hope she likes it!"
"A tragedy is fitting.”
"A tragedy?"
"Hamlet. It's a tragedy. One of Shakespeare's most well-known."
"It's a tragedy? Like, a bunch of bad stuff happens in it?"
"Well, everyone is dead by the end, so yes. Bad stuff happens. Even Hamlet dies."
"What? I didn't know that!"
"Everyone knows that!"
"I can't give her a book about everyone dying and then ask her to be my girlfriend!"
"She'll like it."
"What kind of message does that send? I can't do that! Do you take refunds?"
"Well... No. But you could come in and get another one. We have lots of other plays by Shakespeare. My favorite is Much Ado About Nothing! Though, Romeo and Juliet might be more suited to this occasion."
"Romeo and Juliet? Isn't that some sappy love story?"
"It's not sappy! They die at the end!"
"That's stupid. Why do all these people die in Shakespeare?"
"Because Shakespeare understood true love. He understood heartbreak."
"I can't give Stephanie a book about a bunch of dead people for her birthday!"
"Fine. We have comedies too."
"Comedies? Like, funny stories?"
"Some of them are pretty funny. Comedy back then actually just meant that people got married at the end instead of dying."
"They all get married? I don't know about that. What does that say if I give that to her? I don't know if I want to marry her, you know? I just want to date her."
"Why are you dating her if you don't want to marry her?"
"Sheesh! I just haven't ever thought about getting married, okay?"
"Well, why do you want to date her?"
"She's really hot!"
“Okay. What else?”
“She’s not just pretty. She's like, gorgeous! Like a solid ten out of ten!”
“That's it? That's the whole reason you are going to date her?"
"I've never seen someone like her before!"
"Seriously?"
"What? Don't tell me you wouldn't like to date a guy who was the hottest person you'd ever seen."
"I thought I might, but now I am reconsidering."
"I'm seriously glad you called! This could have been a disaster if I showed up with some book about everyone either dying or getting married! Maybe a book is a bad idea. I should get her something else."
"Good idea. She's studying literature? She probably has too many books anyways. ”
“That’s true.”
“You know, I think you should get her something that shows how beautiful you think she is."
"Like what?"
"Hmm. How about you get her a workout DVD, or maybe a gym pass. I bet she'd love that. It would show that you know how dedicated she is to looking good."
"That's not a bad idea! I love working out! We could work out together!"
"Yeah. Throw in a diet plan too. She'll love that. You should offer to go on the diet plan with her, to be her support."
"I'm actually already on this really awesome diet plan! It's a body building one. I've gained ten pounds since I started."
"Wow. That is so great."
"I know! I don't want her to bulk up, but girl's always like to diet, right? Get skinnier?"
"Oh, yes. Girls love loosing weight. Girls especially love it when guys help them lose weight."
"This is perfect!"
"Yep. It will show her what you really think of her. So much better than Shakespeare."
"Thank you! I'm so glad you called!"
"You have no idea. I'm the one who should be thanking you. I'm so glad I went out of my way to get ahold of you. I have discovered so much."
"A win-win situation, I guess!"
"Oh yes. On second thought, you should probably throw out the receipt we gave you. You won't be needing my phone number, and you wouldn't want Stephanie to see what you almost gave her for her birthday."
"Good thinking. I'll have to donate this book too."
"We accept donations."
"Perfect. Well, wish me luck tonight!"
"Oh, all the luck in the world wouldn't make any difference."
"You think?"
"I’m positive."
"Thanks again! See you around."
"Good-bye."
"Bye!"
*click*

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Totality

726 words



The sun was gone.
In its place was a negative of it - a bright white ring of light surrounding the hole where it used to shine. I stepped closer and stretched up my hand like I might be able to touch it. The sky all around had turned twilight dark with a golden glow along the entire horizon. Stars glittered through the gloom.
People were gasping in delight and wonder,. Children were laughing. Someone set off a sparkler fountain. The lights flashed and fizzed in the corner of my vision, but I could not take my eyes off the place where the sun should be. That gaping hole into the universe. The sun was still there. I knew that. But even in the few seconds it had been obscured so far, the temperature had dropped palpably. It felt like it was never coming back.
I stepped forward again, feeling like I was getting closer, but of course that was impossible. My stretched out hand met something cool that shimmered in the air before me. I drew my hand back and focused not on the missing sun but what was happening feet in front of me.
We had come to view the eclipse at the dead center of the line of totality where complete coverage would last the longest: 2 full minutes and 40 seconds.
The middle of the path of totality bisected the crater we were in, an invisible line of darkness. Except that the line was no longer invisible.
People’s cries of delight were changing pitch, turning higher and more frightened. The mist before me extended in a perfectly straight line down the middle of the crater, dividing those on one half from the other. It swirled like oil on the surface of a puddle, trapped in a flat plane perpendicular to the ground, stretching high into the syk - a wall stretching from us to the moon.
I stretched my hand out again.
“Get away!”
“What is it?”
“Do you see that?”
A child started to cry.
My hand met no resistance, going through the mist with nothing more than a cool sensation like reaching into a refrigerator.
“Don’t touch it!”
“Is it a solar flare?”
“No one said this would happen!”
On the other side of the mist, I could see people I didn’t recognize. More than the people who had come with us. Strangers. New comers. They looked different somehow.
One of them, a little girl with short hair a missing tooth, smiled at me and held out her hand for me to take it.
“Are you filming this?”
“I’m not the only one seeing this, right?”
“Oh. My. Gosh!”
The other side of the mist looked darker somehow. Not night time. But off, like when a tornado is coming and you can’t place what’s different about the light. The girl with the missing tooth came right up to me and took my extended hand. Her’s was warm and solid. I let her pull me the rest of the way through the mist, the coolness brushing my arms and cheeks and finally the back of my neck as I passed through.
The sounds around me became muffled, like I had water in my ears.
“What’s happening?”
“Isn’t it amazing!”
“Nobody go near it!”
The girl grinned wider and swung our joined hands back and forth, looking up at the moon again. It wasn’t black, but a deep colorless blue. White hot light streaked out from behind it.
As we watched, the sun flashed into existence again, first a flicker and then a flame. I reached for my eclipse glasses and put them in place just as the glare overtook the moon once more. The darkness lifted. The sliver of sun I could see with the glasses on grew back. The eerie chill subsided.
I realized my hand was empty and looked down, lifting the glasses away from my eyes to see the rest of the world. The girl was gone. Everyone else had their dark glasses back on, blind to everything but the sun. I looked them over, wondering where she had gone. But all the people I’d seen - the newcomers, the strangers - had vanished. It was only us left.

I closed my empty hand, feeling like I had lost something important. Putting my glasses in place, I looked back up at the sun, glad that it at least had come back.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

The Cat Edward

1,619 words - teen fantasy




Once upon a time, there was a cat.
            His name was Edward.
He was gray with two white feet and one white tip on his tail.
            And of course he was magic.

Once upon a time, there was a girl.
            Her name was Clara.
She was skinny as a bone and had only one dress to her name.
            And of course she had Edward the cat.

Once upon a time, there was a princess.
            Her name was Sophia.
She lived in a palace and smelled like lavender and bathed three times a day.
            She did not have a cat. But of course she wanted one.

Once upon a time, the cat, the girl, and the princess all ended up in the same place at the same time. And so a story began.

            It was a cold day, the kind that burrowed into your bones. The kind with snow that creaked under your boots, if you were lucky enough to own boots. Neither the cat nor the girl had boots, but the princess did. She also had a coat, rabbit fur mittens, and two guards.
            The girl Clara had a sign that said, “Edward the magic cat” and a tin cup with three coins inside.
            The princess Sophia had come to the market to look for something, but when she saw Edward the cat with his two white paws and the one white tip on his tail, she forgot all about the something she had been looking for.
            “I want that cat!” she said. She pointed with one rabbit fur mitten, and when she pointed, her guards obeyed.
            But the cat did not.
            Edward the cat climbed the nearest thing he could find, which happened to be the girl, Clara. He hissed, showing tiny white teeth and a bright pink tongue. The guards had faced assassins, but they had never faced a cat.
            “I want that cat!” the princess said. But wanting something didn’t always mean you could have that something. The princess didn’t know this yet, and so she threw a fit. And then she made a plan.

Once upon a time, there was a sorcerer.
            No one knew his name.
He was older than he looked, but younger than anyone guessed.
            And of course he had magic. But he did not have a cat.

            When the princess Sophia came to the sorcerer, she said, “I want a cat. He is gray with two white paws and one white tip on his tail. And he is magic.”
            The sorcerer nodded. He wanted a magic cat too. He had wanted one for longer than the princess Sophia had been alive. He knew that wanting something didn’t always mean he could have that something. But he made a plan anyway.
            The princess Sophia left the sorcerer’s street with two potions in two glass vials, one in each mittened hand.

            When the princess Sophia woke up the next morning, her ladies in waiting screamed at the sight of her. Her parents wept. Her guards dragged her to the dungeons.
            She might have been wearing princess Sophia’s silk nightgown and sleeping in princess Sophia’s canopied bed, but she did not look like princess Sophia anymore.
            Her father’s entire army was sent out to search the city for the princess they thought was missing.

            When the girl Clara woke up, it was because two guards grabbed her. The cat Edward jumped off her feet and hissed. The village people whispered behind their hands.
            She might have been wearing the only dress she owned with holes in the sleeves and rips in the hem, but she now looked exactly like the missing princess.

The princess Sophia, or rather the girl Sophia, sat shivering in her nightgown in a cell. The girl Clara, or rather the princess Clara, stood trembling in the throne room with her hands tucked behind her back. The sorcerer stood watching from his magic mirror, his smile making the mole on his cheek stand out. And the cat Edward was yowling outside the palace doors, pacing back and forth on his paws, two gray and two white.
No one, not Sophia who’s plan had gone astray, or the sorcerer who’s plan was just beginning, or even Clara who knew nothing about anyone’s plans, had considered what Edward the cat wanted.
He wanted something very much. He wanted a girl. The one who was skinny as a bone with long hair and big eyes and only one dress to her name. Appearances didn’t fool him. He knew exactly who she was no matter what she looked like. And he knew that wanting something always meant he got that something as long as he had a plan.
And so Edward’s plan, the sorcerer’s plan, and Sophia’s plan got all mixed up together with poor Clara tossed around in the middle.

When the sorcerer showed up at the palace with two dried fish, the cat Edward followed him all the way to his dusty home. The sorcerer thought it was the fish that Edward wanted. As long as you fed a cat, it would keep coming back. That was what everyone said.
When the sorcerer woke up the next morning, he felt strange. His hammock was much too big for him. In fact, his whole house was much too big. When he tried to get up, he found he had four paws instead of two feet. Two gray paws and two white ones.
When Edward the cat woke up, he stretched and smiled. And the smile made the mole on his cheek stand out.
The sorcerer, or rather the cat who used to be a sorcerer, yowled and scratched and hissed, but the sorcerer Edward shut him in a closet with the dried fish and left for the palace.
When he arrived, he banged open the doors to the throne room with a crack and a cloud of smoke. The courtiers screamed.
The sorcerer Edward didn’t like speaking, having only meowed all his life, but he did it anyway.
“I have come to exact revenge!” he said.
The king and queen cowered. The princess Clara squeaked with fear.
The sorcerer Edward didn’t like to see his girl afraid, but it was for the best.
“Many years ago, my throne was taken from me by a greedy monarch. I have learned the art of magic, and now I have come to overthrow all monarchs. For many long years I have planned and plotted, and at last my moment has come! I have already exacted revenge on one princess, the girl you have locked in your dungeons. I sent her here to show you what fate awaits you, any of you who survive my wrath. See what a sorry state she is in now that my vengeance is complete? Her family is gone. Her kingdom is gone. Her riches and jewels and armies are gone. I have taken them all from her! All she has left is one dress to her name! And when I am through with you, it shall be the same!”
“Seize him!” The king pointed at Edward the sorcerer, and when the King pointed, his guards obeyed.
The sorcerer Edward sent up a plume of smoke and vanished. When the smoke cleared, the princess Clara was gone!
“My daughter!” the Queen wailed.
“Find her!” the King commanded.
And so a search was begun once again to retrieve the missing princess.
If anyone had time to check the dungeons, they would have noticed that the girl Sophia was also missing. But no one did.
The satisfied sorcerer Edward, the frightened princess Clara, and the bewildered girl Sophia made their way to the sorcerer’s home, where the cat who used to be a sorcerer was still clawing at the closet door and yowling.
The sorcerer Edward made quick work of reversing the spells and soon the cat Edward was purring and rubbing against the girl Clara’s legs, while the sorcerer let himself out of the closet cursing magical cats as he did so, and the princess Sophia sat down and cried.
Just then the royal guards banged on the door so brutally that the door’s hinges broke and it landed flat inside the sorcerer’s house making everyone jump.
Everyone, even the cat Edward, was escorted back to the palace where the sorcerer was put in the dungeon, the princess Sophia was embraced by her parents, and the girl Clara was given a new dress.
It was decided that since the girl Clara’s kingdom had been taken from her, she should remain at the palace. And since her cat with the two white paws was said to be magical, he should remain as well.
The sorcerer disappeared from the dungeons, and a search was sent out for him, but no one in the kingdom ever heard from him again for he had had quite enough of magical cats.

Once upon a time, there was a princess.
            Her name was Sophia.
She had a sister whom she sometimes shared her dresses with.
            And sometimes she had a cat that would sit on her lap.

Once upon a time, there was a princess.
Her name was Clara.
She owned more dresses than she could count and wore a different one every day.
            And of course she had a cat.

Once upon a time, there was a cat.
            His name was Edward.
He was gray with two white feet and one white tip on his tail.
            And of course he was magic.

Once upon a time, the two princesses and the magical cat all ended up in the same place at the same time, and so a story began in which they all lived happily ever after.


The end.





photo by Rene Dana